It's fall, so you know what that means... pumpkin patch photos. It's the equivalent to the Springtime bluebonnet photos. Parents drag their color coordinating children out to some farm / field / festival and try to get them to sit still long enough to take the most perfect and adorable photo so they can post it on Instagram / Facebook and have everyone tell them how cute their kids are.
I am no exception.
So here, I give you, the last guide you will ever need on taking successful [insert season here] photos of your children.